admin

Stapleton master developer Forest City recently announced that world-renowned artist Christo will begin work on a long-anticipated “Over the Creek” art project in Stapleton. The plan involves suspending silvery, luminous panels of fabric over north Westerly Creek and Sand Creek, and should be completed by spring of 2014. [Read more…] about Christo's “Over the Creek” Approved by Forest City

Stapleton men already take a backseat to their typically much more attractive spouses. But with “Movembver” men feel they are more justified in letting themselves go. “With work, kids, and everything else, it’s pretty hard trying to look good,” said resident Tom Potter. “I try to get to the gym once a week, but it just isn’t easy.” Tom’s wife Dana disagrees. “He has plenty of time to get to the gym and take care of himself,” said Dana. “He simply thinks of other things to occupy his time. Like not going to the gym.” [Read more…] about Stapleton Wives Pissed “Movember” Giving Husbands Excuse to Let Themselves Go

The Denver Post recently reported that the Stapleton Walmart is by far the city’s leading shoplifting destination. That’s right Stapleton, we’re number one, again. Apparently, America’s lowest guaranteed prices aren’t quite low enough for the shoplifting community who is demanding an even better deal than Walmart is willing to match. In fact, Walmart is reporting that the Stapleton Walmart is in the top 5% nationwide for shoplifting. Shocking? Not really. Without even considering socioeconomics, I think we may be able to come up with a few reasons why the Stapleton Walmart reigns supreme when it comes to the ol’ smash and grab. [Read more…] about Stapleton Walmart King of the (Five Phalange) Discount!

Eastbridge residents have been frustrated for almost a decade, wondering when and if they will have a town center in the Eastbridge neighborhood. To many Eastbridge residents, the town center played at least a small part in why they purchased their home in Eastbridge. “Obviously, the school that was originally promised was the biggest thing,” said resident Julia Hansen. “And having the park and pool so close is great, and we are thrilled that happened. In hindsight, since we didn’t get the school, the town center, or the 26th Ave. Park, it is certainly possible we may not have had the F-15 park either. So, I guess that is nice.” For most Eastbrdge residents, one of four is not good enough, however. “It is ridiculous it has taken this long and still nothing,” said resident Aaron Collazo. “We absolutely were told by a builder that it would be in in three years—-seven years ago. We had visions of walking with the kids to get coffee, groceries, and breakfast. But nothing. Not even a good progress report.” [Read more…] about Kroger Right of Refusal Language: A Brief History

Get ready Stapletonians, the producers of ABC’s hit show “Wipeout!” are coming to town, specifically the Quebec Square “Mall” — that plot of land that bills itself as a place to purchase goods and services but is more human pinball machine than shopping experience. [Read more…] about Wiped Out

Great news, Stapleton Colorado Buffalo fans. ESPN Gameday has decided to come to Boulder for the upcoming November 16th football game between the University of Colorado and the California University Bears. “We love Boulder,” said Gameday analyst and reason why your wife watches football announcer Kirk Herbstreit. “We typically do big showcase games, but this gives us an opportunity to give back to the football community.” [Read more…] about ESPN College Gameday Coming to Boulder for CU vs. Cal Game

Forrest City Developers have finally found a solution for the uninhabited prairie in the Eastbridge neighborhood bordering Aurora that was supposed to be a lush greenbelt park in the tradition of Stapleton parks: atom smashing. And to boot, the project will help fund the long awaited Eastbridge Town Center, as well as help to bring traffic to its merchants. [Read more…] about Nuclear Reactor to Help Pay for Parks, Town Center