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The Farrell couple is always great to have over for evening cocktails. They are outgoing, neighborly people. And after a few drinks, they certainly make the party more interesting. “We love the Farrells,” said neighbor Christina. “They’re great people, and on top of it, they keep our block gatherings interesting.” Christina says the couple enjoys talking about shows they watch, which typically include shows like “Gigolos” and movies such as Fifty Shades of Grey. “It definitely gets people talking,” said another neighbor, Scott. “I’m not sure it makes me uncomfortable, but it’s right there. I’m not a square by any means, but they just talk about things people normally don’t talk about. I can never tell if I’m the only one uncomfortable laughing or if everyone else is, too.” The Farrells also talk about the Stapleton swingers culture which usually sparks discussion, and often confusion. “They seem to know all the clues to letting people know you’re a swinger,” said neighbor Dylan. “They laugh about it and talk about who might be a swinger, but most of us are left guessing if they are swingers or not. We actually call them the “Filthy Farrells.” It’s in good fun, and it doesn’t seem to bother them.” Swingers or not, neighbors plan to continue to have the Farrells over for gatherings. “It’s always more interesting with the Farrells around,” said Christina. “In fact, when they can’t come over, we just end up talking about what we think the filthy Farrells would talk about.” ]]>

Michele Imhoff was sitting in her backyard when she suddenly heard something very unexpected. Her neighbor, Cindy Miller, was shouting at her children. And not in a positive way. “It was clear she was angry,” said Imhoff. “I’m not exactly sure what she was yelling, or what the kids did to set her off, but she was pissed at them. That was clear.” Most parents get frustrated with their children and occasionally yell at them. What is unique about this situation is that Imhoff can not recall a single instance of Miller yelling at her kids. “We have lived next to them for four years,” said Imhoff. “Never have I heard Cindy even raise her voice at the kids. She’s like this perfect Stapleton mom. And she has these perfect Stapleton kids. Honestly, it was great to hear her yelling at them. I think this is a relationship-changer for us.” [Read more…] about Breaking News: Perfect Stapleton Mom Also Yells at Kids

In a recent study conducted by lab experts at the University of Colorado and paid for by the Stapleton MCA, the study indicated that although there may be something that looks like urine on your doorstep, more than likely, it is not. “We went to hundreds of homes in Stapleton and took samples of any liquid that could remotely be confused with urine,” said study author professor Jason Sword. “We analyzed all of these samples, and none contained any of the characteristic properties of urine. We came to the conclusion that any likelihood of someone throwing urine at random homes in Stapleton is extremely low at best. It would be more likely to have a small meteorite hit a home, in fact.” [Read more…] about Report: Yellow Liquid on Door Probably Not Urine

Two weeks ago, long time MCA President Liza Kampstra stepped down amid community pressure. Kampstra was continually being accused by Stapleton residents of being “soft on Aurora,” which ultimately cost her the job. “I have dedicated over seven years to doing my best for this community,” said former President Kampstra. “It was time for a change, not just for the community, but for me.” Kampstra says she wishes nothing but the best for the Stapleton community and its new MCA President. “I have lived here for the last seven years, and I have no immediate plans for a change. So, of course, I want the community to continually grow and thrive.” The MCA announced the new MCA President as Paul Harris, who is a Stapleton resident and has worked at the MCA for the last four years. “We are very excited to announce Paul as our new President,” said MCA Spokesperson Kara Erickson. “Paul has a very strong background in community leadership and activism, and he will absolutely continue to move Stapleton in the right direction.” An unidentified source within the MCA said that Harris and Kampstra have butted heads over the last couple of years in regards to “Aurora policy.” “It was no secret in the MCA that Harris and Kampstra did not get along,” said the source. “Harris has always taken a strong anti-Aurora stance, and Kampstra simply didn’t see things the same way. Ultimately, Harris stirred up community members, and put pressure on Kampstra to get the job.” In his first public announcement as MCA President, Harris made it quite clear what his number one goal as MCA President was going to be. “Our residents are fed up,” said Harris. “We have bikes being stolen from open garages and packages being taken from porches. We have no proof that these crimes are being committed by Aurorans, but c’mon, we know it’s them. It’s time we stand up and say, ‘enough!’” Harris says his first objective as MCA President is to get the wall built that everyone wants. “We are going to build the wall,” shouted Harris. “And they (pointing to Aurora) are going to pay for it.” Harris, of course, is referring to the long needed security between Stapleton and Aurora along 26th Ave. “I think some form of security there is a great idea,” said resident Rick Pecenka. “And if we don’t have to pay for it, more for us.” Resident Jim Crawford also sees the wall as a positive. “Even if it doesn’t necessarily work, the perception is important,” said Crawford. “We need to let them know we mean business.” Harris has a long ways to go in regards to not only building a fence, but convincing the Aurora taxpayers to pay for it. “We will make this happen,” said Harris. “In fact, I will make this happen.” The Stapletonion promises wall to wall coverage of this new situation.]]>

Denver Public Schools recently appointed a new DPS Board Director for Northeast Denver, taking the spot vacated by Landri Taylor. The transition appeared smooth until the Denver Post broke a story that shocked the Northeast Denver Community. Apparently, during the application process, the new director inadvertently checked the “no” box on the application question, “have you ever having been convicted of a felony or Class A misdemeanor.” The new director had in fact plead guilty to a Class 3 misdemeanor negligent child abuse charge with no injuries, and was sentenced to 15 days in jail and a year of supervised probation. [Read more…] about New DPS Board Director Errantly Checked Wrong Box on Application

It was recently reported that the Cycletrack project proposed for 26th Ave. has been shelved. Forest City passed on the project, ultimately saying, “the project would have been really cool, but seriously, not necessary.” Forest City Spokesperson Janelle Ayers went on to say that she doesn’t see the lack of a safe bike route at this point. “The traffic will continue to slow on 26th as more people are parking there and going to the park,” said Ayers. “Bikers will have plenty of room to maneuver on the street as they always have.” Many residents are agreeing with Forest City this time. “It seems like an unnecessary use of space and money,” says resident Kyle Peters. “I think sometimes bikers forget that not everyone is a biker.” Resident Jessica Walker agrees. “I can’t believe I am saying this, but I agree with Forest City on this,” said Walker. “I guess I just don’t see the hundreds of bikers having difficulty getting around. And creating more bike lanes won’t necessarily create more bikers.” [Read more…] about Cycletrack Shelved; Residents Turn Attention to Elevated Glass Tunnel

When the Walker family first moved into their home in North Central Park in Stapleton, they were excitedly greeted by their new neighbors. “Everyone was so nice to us, and excited to have us over,” said Dan Walker. “They not only made us feel at home, but they made us feel popular. We definitely felt pretty cool.” Wife Nikki agrees. “It was so fun to have that popular feeling. We would be invited to neighbors’ homes every night almost for drinks. We would drink, talk, and laugh. Dan could even tell his same old stories, and they were interested, because they hadn’t already heard them four times. It was just a lot of fun.” [Read more…] about Family Moving to Different Stapleton Neighborhood to Become “Cool New Neighbors” Again

The Nielsons have been married for 12 years, and living in Stapleton for nine of those years. Neither would describe the marriage as “happy.” “Almost every day since we got married has been a grind,” said husband Paul. “I am pretty sure she was nagging me on our honeymoon. Sure, we have had some good times. Or at least, I am pretty sure.” Wife Anna agrees. “Quite frankly, we should not have gotten married,” said Anna. “It was one of those things where timing played a part, and I think we both thought we were supposed to do it, but deep down knew we weren’t supposed to do it.” [Read more…] about Stapleton Couple Everyone Thought Would Get Divorced Finally Getting Divorced