Submit An Article

The Stapletonion welcomes article submissions or headline submissions by non-staff writers.  We just ask that you follow a few rules of conduct, as we will use these rules to decide whether or not your article will be published.

  1. Make sure your idea is funny. Double check it. If it’s not, don’t send it.
  2. Do not use any names of people at businesses or living in the community without their permission (we will double check this). We will change names of anyone listed in articles, or you can let us know the contact info of the individual(s) and we can get their okay.
  3. Do not send anything offensive regarding local businesses. We will sometimes contact a local business if they are mentioned in one of our articles to confirm consent.
  4. Keep articles relevant to Stapleton issues and things going on in the community.
  5. Be funny.

To submit an article, or if you have questions, please email article to Let us know if you want credit for the article in the byline, or we will simply apply a name.

If we use your article in one of our issues, you will receive a free Stapletonion tee shirt. Feel free to remind us if you see an article that you submitted, as articles may not be used immediately after submission.