Tips On Avoiding Having the Police Called on You in Stapleton

The Stapletonion gets several news tips a day regarding potential threats to the Stapleton community. Of course, we ignore all of these as we know none of them are actual threats. However, we are sensitive to the fact that some people can appear threatening to the everyday Stapletonian. The key thing to understand in not getting the police called on you in Stapleton is not so much in behavior, but in appearance. Instead of describing to you how one should and shouldn’t look, we have included the slideshow below which should be helpful in guiding your appearance. Best of success.


• This is a classic Stapleton look. Casual and rugged. This guy is of no danger to Stapleton society.

   

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• Good looking and a professional. Could even be a banker. No reason to not trust this guy.

   

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• Consummate family man, this guy only has time for his family, yet is able to keep in shape. No worries here.

   

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• Ah, we’ve all seen this shot. With a new baby around, who has time to cause trouble? When you have a kid you don’t even think about steeling other people’s.

   

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• In the end, this is what you are really trying to go for. Good looking, easy going, and probably tall. Do your best to emulate this.

   

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• Could be someone’s nice, older uncle, but let’s not take any chances here. Text 911.

   

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• If you can see the red in this guy’s eyes, you’re not walking fast enough. Pick up the pace.

   

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• It doesn’t take much to see that you should call the police chief, mayor, and governor if you see this guy in the neighborhood.

   

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• A happily married man over 50? I don’t think so. Creepy. Very, very creepy.

   

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• This guy looks normal, but something is different that I can’t quite put my finger on. Call the police immediately.

   

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