The Stapletonion “Not so Mother of the Year” Contest

The Stapletonion knows that Stapleton is full of perfect mothers. We don’t care about it, and we don’t want to hear about it. What we do want to hear about is all of the things mothers have screwed up. Forget to pick up a child? Leave them in the backseat unbuckled? Feed them Oreos for dinner? Let them watch Friday the 13th at age seven? This is what we want to know about. Tell us about your poor parenting and we may publish it in our next issue (without identities, of course). You will also receive a free Stapletonion tee shirt. Email us at with the subject line “bad mom” to be considered.

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