Issue 74

Stapleton Pre-Teen Aspires to Be First Hetero Male Olympic Figure Skater

Stapleton Pre-Teen Aspires to Be First Hetero Male Olympic Figure Skater

Many people were inspired by SEC defensive player of the year Michael Sam’s announcement that he is gay. If (when) he is drafted, Sam will become the NFL’s first openly gay player. This type of courage inspired millions, but no one may have been more inspired than Stapleton 12 year old Andy Bukatz. “He is […]

Stapleton Mom’s Yahoo! Group Finds Something New to “Wine” About

Stapleton Mom’s Yahoo! Group Finds Something New to “Wine” About

A recent hot topic on the Stapleton Mom’s Yahoo! group was in regards to the positive and negative effects of kids drinking at an early age. Some people feel that allowing children to drink wine in the house as kids will make it so the kids do not overindulge when they get into their teens […]

Study:  46% of Stapleton Women Get Hair Cut by Same Stylist

Study: 46% of Stapleton Women Get Hair Cut by Same Stylist

If you have ever taken a stroll around Stapleton, spent time in the town center, or attended a school giving party, you may have noticed something a little eerie. Many of the Stapleton women look very much alike. Of course, a lot of these women are hot so, there’s that. And, many dress similar, right […]

To Stapleton Residents, Park Hill Sometimes Looks Like Third World Country

To Stapleton Residents, Park Hill Sometimes Looks Like Third World Country

Stapleton residents can sometimes get creative in their driving routes when heading back to Stapleton from their shopping or dining ventures outside of the neighborhood. Many times, these uncharted paths will take them through neighboring Park Hill. “I was coming back from Cherry Creek,” explained Stapleton resident Tessie Ross, “when I realized I was on […]

Stroller Mafia Rules Stapleton Sidewalks

Stroller Mafia Rules Stapleton Sidewalks

Paul Rudee was enjoying a leisurely bike ride on Saturday on the Westerly Creek bike path when he came across an empty double wide stroller parked in the middle of the path under the bridge. With agile maneuvering and quick thinking, he launched his bike at least 1 foot to the dirt on the side […]

75% of Stapleton Gets Stomach Flu in February

75% of Stapleton Gets Stomach Flu in February

The freezing cold temperatures which lasted nearly two weeks in Denver always cause a disruption in people’s daily lives. People are much less likely to spend time outside, which means germs spread quickly inside homes. To make matters worse, many Stapleton residents have kids who go to the same after school activities which compounds the […]

Stapleton Business Update

Stapleton Business Update

The Stapletonion will periodically provide updates on new businesses coming to Stapleton as well as how certain business districts are developing. If you have information on new businesses or updates on current districts, please email us that information at stapletonion@gmail.com. Eastbridge Town Center A group of over 150 Eastbridge residents is taking it upon themselves […]