Issue 73

Stapleton Taxes:  Where Does the Money Go?

Stapleton Taxes: Where Does the Money Go?

Everyone in Stapleton understands they are taxed at a higher rate than any other neighborhood in Denver. Some choose to accept it, others choose to ignore it, and everyone else chooses to complain about it. Complaining might not be that useful, unless you actually know what you are complaining about. Do you know why Stapleton […]

Looking Back:  The 2002 Stapleton Land Rush

Looking Back: The 2002 Stapleton Land Rush

Back in 2002, when George W. Bush was president, we were still searching for Bin Laden, and the Patriots beat the Rams in the Super Bowl, a pioneering family took advantage of the Stapleton land rush. “The city was looking to expand, and wanted to do so before Aurora claimed the concrete infested former airport,” […]

Stapleton Family Moves to Colorado Springs to Better Challenge Athletically Gifted Child

Stapleton Family Moves to Colorado Springs to Better Challenge Athletically Gifted Child

Stapleton is home to hundreds of extraordinarily gifted children, mostly according to their parents. From genius two year olds, to nine-year old concert ready pianists, Stapleton has a high percentage of special children. Justin Becker is one of these children. Justin is just like any other seven year old in Stapleton. He enjoys video games, […]

Expert to Parents:  “Much Easier to Talk to Kids About Marijuana if You’re High”

Expert to Parents: “Much Easier to Talk to Kids About Marijuana if You’re High”

The Front Porch recently included an article discussing the dangerous effects of THC in marijuana, and that it will continually be more important to discuss these dangers with kids as marijuana continues to become more socially acceptable. The challenge is selecting when you should discuss it with your children and how it should be discussed.

Stapleton Bronco Fan Forced to Pay Attention to Family Now that Football Season is Over

Stapleton Bronco Fan Forced to Pay Attention to Family Now that Football Season is Over

Stapleton resident and Bronco fan Josh Gibbs is having a hard time adjusting to reality. Not just the reality that his Broncos were defeated in the Super Bowl, but the reality that he has an entire family living with him that he must now learn to interact with. “You know, I have kind of been […]

Stapleton Valentine’s Day Tradition:  Airing of Grievances

Stapleton Valentine’s Day Tradition: Airing of Grievances

In ‘honor’ of the stupidest and most pointless holiday ever, The Stapletonion would like the help of Stapletonians. To completely disrespect this Hallmark holiday, we would like people to view Valentine’s Day as a chance to air your grievances, as opposed to being forced to be oversentimental. So, instead of feeling pressured to make up […]