Issue 7

Flash Mob Interrupts Otherwise Successful Farmer’s Market

Flash Mob Interrupts Otherwise Successful Farmer’s Market

Sunday, June 19th, the Stapleton Farmer’s Market opened up on the green. The market gives residents a chance to shop for organic vegetables, pet treats, salsa, and even top meat cuts (The Stapletonion highly recommends Blue Horseshoe steaks & burgers — www.bhcattle.com.  It is also fun to simply walk around, let the kids play, enjoy the […]

Complaints Force Stapleton All Sports to Change Name to Stapleton Some Sports

Local business Stapleton All Sports recently decided to change its name to Stapleton Some Sports in response to multiple inquiries from parents seeking athletic programs not offered by the company. “When we moved to Stapleton from England we were delighted that our kids could continue playing cricket through the All Sports program,” explained Woodward Blume, […]

Preschool “Re-Education Chamber” Under Construction

Preschool “Re-Education Chamber” Under Construction

Construction on a new neighborhood preschool began over the past few months and many Stapleton residents have been confounded by the new silo at its front door. Stapleton resident Colleen Lawruk tells the Stapletonion, “My daughter will be starting preschool school in the fall and we were very excited that there might be a farm […]

Old Block Captain Surveys Damage Done by New Block Captain

Old Block Captain Surveys Damage Done by New Block Captain

Former Block Captain Amanda Baldwin returned to Stapleton this week to look at the ruins she used to call home.  “It’s as if the current block captain hasn’t done anything except forward emails,” says Baldwin who had moved from Stapleton less than a year ago. Her legacy still lives in the community and on her […]

Catwalk Finally Installed at Aviator

After years of planning, and procuring the correct city permits, the Stapleton MCA and SUN are proud to announce that the Aviator Catwalk will finally be installed.  “This is a great day for Stapleton residents” commented MCA president Liza Kampstra.  “The catwalk has been ranked extremely high on all resident surveys as one of the […]

Imposters in Da Hood

As we are all aware, the community of Stapleton has an abundance of amenities to offer its many residents. The rising issue, however, is that many Park Hill residents are utilizing our perks as well. We were tipped off to this story by Kathy McCoy, a Stapleton resident. When she was at F-15 pool the […]

Random Run and/or Event You’ve Never Heard of to be Held at Central Park This Weekend

Keep your weekend wide open, as there may be some exciting event(s) coming to Central Park in Stapleton. Make sure to wake up by 8AM each morning to drive by to see if there is anything happening at Stapleton’s Central Park. Unfortunately, there is no information on these events readily available to you, nor can […]