Issue 50

Control Tower Community Arts Center to House Original Forrest City Plans

Control Tower Community Arts Center to House Original Forrest City Plans

Forrest City and the Stapleton MCA are very close to releasing the final plans for the old Stapleton control tower. It appears that the space will be used for a community arts center which will allow for plays, productions, recitals, rehearsals, etc. It is not completely certain how this will be laid out, but it […]

Stapleton MCA Planning to Use Drones to Kill Prairie Dogs

Stapleton MCA Planning to Use Drones to Kill Prairie Dogs

Usually drones are the attacker, but recently these unmanned killing machines have come under fire themselves. It was recently reported that the White House has approved drones to kill US citizens abroad that were deemed terrorists. This did not sit well with human rights activists, mostly because Americans are more humane than other nationalities, and […]

William Roberts Elementary to be Renamed

William Roberts Elementary to be Renamed

The Denver Board of Education announced today that William Roberts Elementary School was to be renamed Billy Bob’s School of Education. A member of the Board, Jason Clinton, said that the move was intended to make the school seem more urban and less patrician. Said Mr. Clinton, “We want the school to have a more […]

Staff Writer One Responds to Forrest City Threat

Staff Writer One recently received an angry email over a recent article regarding the broken promises of the giant development company. “I personally, and we at The Stapletonion, will not be bullied,” said Staff Writer One. “They let me know in no unspecific terms that I was going to regret a recent piece of journalism. […]

Pioneering Family First Stapleton Residents to Eat at Quebec Square Country Kitchen

Pioneering Family First Stapleton Residents to Eat at Quebec Square Country Kitchen

There are dozens of stores and restaurants in the Quebec Square area. Stores offer shoppers and diners a variety of choices. Some Quebec Square restaurants are frequented by Stapleton residents such as Jimmy Johns, Smashburger and Buffalo Wild Wings. Other places are not as frequented, such as Arbys, Panda Express and Golden Spoon. But at […]

Front Porch Under Fire for Publishing Individual CSAP Scores

Front Porch Under Fire for Publishing Individual CSAP Scores

Historically, The Front Porch has published the cumulative, average CSAP scores of the three public elementary schools in the Stapleton community. This year, the publication may have gone a little too far in the eyes of many parents. “I think it is important for people in the community to see where students are at as […]

Happy Accident Leads to Happy Ending

Happy Accident Leads to Happy Ending

Shiny Happy Car Wash and the new car wash unwittingly put their differences aside and joined forces in support of a cause that is near and dear to both of their hearts – undercarriage rust on vehicles. The two first realized they had more in common than they thought when each “liked” the same Facebook […]