Issue 5

Stapleton C.R.A.P. Brings Hope to Stapleton Divorcees

The Stapletonion recently published the unfortunate story of a man that was caught cheating on his spouse with his neighbor.  We received several thousand emails about a business that has been in Stapleton to aid in these unfortunate circumstances.  For example, when stay at home Stapleton mom Vicki Mathias filed for divorce from her unfaithful […]

Bus Strike Cripples Walking Community

Bus Strike Cripples Walking Community

The recent school bus strike has caused problems all over the city, but no where has it caused more pain than the pedestrian-friendly community of Stapleton.  The “Far East of Denver” as it is known to many was designed specifically so that those living in the community could choose to walk their children to school […]

Open Letter to Guy Considering Bringing Bottled Beer to Pool

With the pools opening up in two short weeks, the Stapletonion wanted to make an important public service announcement.  We all like bottled beer.  In fact, when the keg-o-rator at The Stapletonion corporate office runs out, we often fill the void with bottled beer.  It’s just fun to drink out of a bottle sometimes.  Don’t […]

Last chance for baby pictures!

Last chance for baby pictures!

You have 10 days left to submit your baby swimsuit picture for the baby swimsuit edition to be published on June 6th!  Send your photo in today and receive a free Stapletonion tee shirt.  Send to Stapletonion@gmail.com with the subject line “baby”.  Give us the child’s first name, age at time of picture, and who […]