Issue 40

Final Push for Hispanic Voters:  Romney Dines at Stapleton Chipotle

Final Push for Hispanic Voters: Romney Dines at Stapleton Chipotle

In his final effort to make things right with the Hispanic community, Romney reached out to them in the only way he knows how: eating at the Stapleton Chipotle. “I want the great Hispanic people of the great state of Colorado and this great nation to know we are very similar,” said Republican presidential candidate […]

Forrest City to Place Giant Sculpture in Eastbridge Town Center

Forrest City to Place Giant Sculpture in Eastbridge Town Center

Forrest City has continued to move forward slowly and cautiously when it comes to the Eastbridge town center. The project was supposed to be completed years ago, but Forrest City recommitted itself to “getting it right.” They eventually put in a much-needed automated car wash, and recently a dentistry moved into the space adjacent to […]

Caught on Tape:  Forrest City President Dargossi Calls 47% of Stapleton Residents “Entitled Douchebags”

Caught on Tape: Forrest City President Dargossi Calls 47% of Stapleton Residents “Entitled Douchebags”

At a $50 per plate dinner which included business leaders, local politicians, and influential community leaders, Forrest City President Phil Dargossi said in a speech that, “47% of the community we are never going to make happy. That group is a bunch of entitled douchebags. What we are worried about is that 53%.” The statement […]

Replacement Kickball Refs Blow Several Calls at SUN Tournament

Replacement Kickball Refs Blow Several Calls at SUN Tournament

The SUN Kickball Tournament is a great way for friends and neighbors to get out, enjoy the day, and play somewhat competitive kickball. Normally, the tournament goes off without a hitch, but this year, with the regular kickball referees striking, the tournament was filled with bad calls, angry competitors, and overall chaos. “We apologize to […]

President Spends Day with Stapleton Firefighters:  Workout, Coffee, and Grocery Shopping

President Spends Day with Stapleton Firefighters: Workout, Coffee, and Grocery Shopping

President Barak Obama made a surprise visit to the Stapleton firehouse two weeks ago while in Denver. He originally planned on a simple morning workout, but decided to spend the day with the firemen. The day began with Obama showing up at about 6:30AM when Obama decided to lead the workout for the fireman. “It […]

Aurorans Believe Havana Can Become Great “Get-a-Way Street”

Aurorans Believe Havana Can Become Great “Get-a-Way Street”

Stapleton residents have strong feelings about Havana and Iola becoming through streets and connecting Stapleton directly to Aurora. Most are concerned with increased traffic, and drivers not obeying speed limits or being sensitive to the fact that lots of small children and dogs roam free in Stapleton. “How much closer can they really make Stapleton […]

Stapleton Schools Release List of Approved Snacks

Stapleton Schools Release List of Approved Snacks

Children all over Stapleton suffer from a variety of food allergies including peanut butter, milk, shellfish, tree nuts, egg, fin fish, strawberry, and soy. These allergies affect roughly 4% of all children. Because of this high percentage, schools need to take precautions to make sure this group of kids is not exposed to the items […]