Issue 38

McAuliffe Students Already Texting 30% Faster Than National Average

McAuliffe Students Already Texting 30% Faster Than National Average

New highly acclaimed McCauliffe Middle School is already showing its superiority over other DPS schools as well as middle schools across the country. Through only three weeks of school, McAuliffe students have scored higher in almost every category tested. Most notable is their ability to send text messages to friends, which they are doing 30% […]

Stapleton Trees Finally Tall Enough to Block Annoying Stop Signs

Stapleton Trees Finally Tall Enough to Block Annoying Stop Signs

In its youth, the Stapleton community was often mocked and criticized for its lack of mature trees. Now, a decade or so later, the trees all over the community are filling in nicely. From the parks and trails, to people’s homes, and to the roadside trees as well, the Stapleton trees are growing tall. Trees […]

Patches On School Uniforms Offer Subtle Way to Recognize Individuality

Patches On School Uniforms Offer Subtle Way to Recognize Individuality

This year, Stapleton’s middle schools introduced uniforms for its students. Educators have long seen the benefits of kids wearing uniforms, from better behavior through conformity and most recently, a lack of bullying do to socioeconomic disparity. The schools support individuality, but believe the uniforms are a good idea. “We have read the studies and know […]

Stapleton King Soopers to Add Dispensary in Organic Foods Section

Stapleton King Soopers to Add Dispensary in Organic Foods Section

The vastly improved Stapleton King Soopers continues to make positive additions to the store as planning has begun to add a “medical” marijuana dispensary to the location. “We have listened to our customers, and it is something that is in great need since the other location on Central Park Blvd. never happened,” says manager Gary […]

Hot Stapleton Divorcee Frustrated She Can’t Get Hotter

Hot Stapleton Divorcee Frustrated She Can’t Get Hotter

Stapleton resident and mom Becky Miller is currently going through a divorce from her husband Tom of nine years. Becky has long kept in great shape through various workout programs, has a healthy diet, and yes, has had breast augmentation. She is by all standards, smoking hot. There are drawbacks that come with this hotness, […]

Couple Scrambles to Find Friends with Kids Same Age as Theirs

Jamey and Emmalee Retzlaff used to be the fun couple on the block. Without kids, they were invited over to other’s homes where they would play with their kids and stay late drinking, as there was no urgency to return home. They had the energy and sleep to go to barbeques at a moment’s notice. […]

Courtyard Residents Struggle with Swinging Gates

Courtyard Residents Struggle with Swinging Gates

Wonderland courtyard residents are facing yet another challenge in recent days. Scott and Meg Stobaugh have experienced an interesting situation concerning their only yard space in the front of the house. Their gate is opened regularly by neighbors and strangers. While this is not as much of a problem with their now old lab, it could be […]