Issue 32

2012 Stapleton Cornhole Tournament

2012 Stapleton Cornhole Tournament

StapletonConnect.com and The Stapletonion are excited to present the first annual Stapleton Charity Cornhole Tournament taking place on July 14th on Founder’s Green. Registration is $40 for a two person team and all proceeds will go to Brent’s Place, an organization that serves children with cancer and their families. To register, go to stapletoncornhole.com. If […]

2nd Annual Baby Swimsuit Edition! The Stapletonion Needs Your Photos!

Do you worry about your baby looking stylish at the pool?  Are you not up with the latest and greatest baby swimwear?  The Stapletonion is here to help!  Before pool season opens, the Stapletonion will be presenting its second annual baby swimsuit edition. Again, many have requested the “Hot Moms” swimsuit edition as well as […]

“Chalk” of the Town:  Sidewalk Graffiti Debate Dominates Airwaves

“Chalk” of the Town: Sidewalk Graffiti Debate Dominates Airwaves

Once again, the Stapleton community was the top story on the six o’ clock news. And again, matters could not be more serious. “Things are starting to come to a head on this issue,” says resident Sarah Selley. “There are really no gray areas. You are either for sidewalk chalk, or against it. There is […]

Prosthetic Baby Bump Gives Couple Popularity Boost

Prosthetic Baby Bump Gives Couple Popularity Boost

A young couple in Stapleton who chose to not be identified, has become significantly more popular since purchasing a prosthetic baby bump one month ago. “We never had anything to talk about with our neighbors, but now that people think we are pregnant, we suddenly have people asking us all sorts of questions,” says anonymous […]

Block Party Planners to Downgrade from Bouncy Castles to Bouncy Bungalows

Block Party Planners to Downgrade from Bouncy Castles to Bouncy Bungalows

Dealing with new economic challenges, block party planners across Stapleton have been scrambling to locate a cost-effective, austere alternative to the traditional, opulent bouncy castles — long a mainstay at such events. Duane Eilers, owner of the Town Center Zeppelin Haus, confirmed the declining interest for the time-honored inflatables, while seeing a spike in demand […]

Residents Targeted in FDA Probe of Milk Box Use

Residents Targeted in FDA Probe of Milk Box Use

The FDA is now targeting Stapleton residents for improper milk box use. Elise woke up early Tuesday morning before sending her two children off to Westerly Creek Wolfpack Nation to a knock on her front door. What she thought was a neighbor asking to save her a chair at the overly crowded gymnasium for the […]

Control Tower to be Renovated and Used as Control Tower

Control Tower to be Renovated and Used as Control Tower

After years of debate and discussion, the committee appointed to exploring the possibilities and options of what to do with the Stapleton control tower have made their decision. The tower will be renovated and once again used as a control tower. “We just went with the principal of Occam’s razor,” said committee chairman Darcey Chase. […]