Issue 31

2nd Annual Baby Swimsuit Edition! The Stapletonion Needs Your Photos!

Do you worry about your baby looking stylish at the pool?  Are you not up with the latest and greatest baby swimwear?  The Stapletonion is here to help!  Before pool season opens, the Stapletonion will be presenting its second annual baby swimsuit edition. Again, many have requested the “Hot Moms” swimsuit edition as well as […]

Forrest City Predicts “Shades of Gray” Baby Boom In Stapleton

Forrest City Predicts “Shades of Gray” Baby Boom In Stapleton

Stapleton is already overcrowded with young children to the point where people are already demanding a fourth and fifth elementary school to accommodate the needs of the community. Forrest City statistician Eric Lewis is expecting things to get worse before they get better. “A lot of families were done having kids, or at least they […]

Forrest City Response to S.W.E.E.P:  “Nothing More Urban Than Airport Debris”

Forrest City Response to S.W.E.E.P: “Nothing More Urban Than Airport Debris”

Recently, the Stapleton organization S.W.E.E.P (Stapletonians Want Environmental Earnestness Pronto) has caused quite a stir with its complaints about airport debris near one of the Stapleton boroughs. “We were promised green parks all over Stapleton,” says S.W.E.E.P leader Kim Tiedt. “What we got is a bunch of concrete and garbage right in our neighborhood.”

Stapleton All Star Youth Baseball Team Defeats Rockies in Exhibition

Stapleton All Star Youth Baseball Team Defeats Rockies in Exhibition

In what turned out to be an embarrassment for the Colorado Rockies baseball club, the Stapleton All Sports Lil’ Bombers All-Star Team defeated the Rockies 7-6 in 7 innings. Zach Richardson (8) hit a two run double off of Juan Nicasio in the top of the sixth plating Jack Manthey (4) and Reece Ferrufino (6) […]

Finally!  Stapleton Parks to Transition to Off-Leash Areas

Finally! Stapleton Parks to Transition to Off-Leash Areas

After a recent push by authorities to crack down on off-leash dogs in Stapleton, Forrest City and the City of Denver have agreed to allow dogs to be off-leash at all Stapleton parks including Central Park and all major pocket parks. “As many people that complained about the off-leash dogs, we had twice the complaints […]

Construction Cones on Havana St. Exit Gain Historic Landmark Status

Construction Cones on Havana St. Exit Gain Historic Landmark Status

The Havana St. Exit has been under construction significantly longer than the entire Central Park Blvd. Exchange, and now the city is finally recognizing the construction cones by giving them historic landmark status. Without special permits from the city, the mayor, the historic society and the governor, the cones along Havana St. between the I-70 […]

Stapleton Dad Stops Caring How He Looks at the Pool

The Denver region is one of the healthiest in the nation due to a climate and surrounding environment that fosters an active and healthy lifestyle and culture. Relative to other cities, the people of Denver spend more time outdoors, exercising, and eating right – and it shows. As the Stapleton pool season ramps up, many […]