Issue 29

Drunk Bunco Group Confident They Can Solve Stapleton’s Problems

Drunk Bunco Group Confident They Can Solve Stapleton’s Problems

All over Stapleton, women are getting together once a month or so to drink some wine, spread some gossip and play some hard core Bunco. The Stapletonion decided it wanted to learn more about what goes on at these gatherings, so we sent our lowest paid employee (our female reporter) to check it out. What […]

The Stapletonion “Not so Mother of the Year” Contest

The Stapletonion knows that Stapleton is full of perfect mothers. We don’t care about it, and we don’t want to hear about it. What we do want to hear about is all of the things mothers have screwed up. Forget to pick up a child? Leave them in the backseat unbuckled? Feed them Oreos for […]