Issue 27

2nd Annual Baby Swimsuit Edition! The Stapletonion Needs Your Photos!

Do you worry about your baby looking stylish at the pool?  Are you not up with the latest and greatest baby swimwear?  The Stapletonion is here to help!  Before pool season opens, the Stapletonion will be presenting its second annual baby swimsuit edition. Again, many have requested the “Hot Moms” swimsuit edition as well as […]

Stapleton Neighborhood Watch Signs Take on Threatening New Tone

Stapleton Neighborhood Watch Signs Take on Threatening New Tone

The controversial “stand your ground” law has recently taken center stage in the media. Several states have a “stand your ground” law which essentially allows someone to use deadly force on an individual if they feel their life is being threatened. Unfortunately for Stapleton residents, Colorado is not one of these states. “Sure, it seems […]

One-Way Aisles Now in Effect at King Soopers

One-Way Aisles Now in Effect at King Soopers

The Stapleton King Soopers continues to be at the forefront of improving the grocery shopping experience. First, they have a wildly successful gas station, and most recently they have added the whole foods express. They have now added the third biggest change to grocery shopping: the one-way aisle. In order to squeeze in the Whole […]

Tips On Avoiding Having the Police Called on You in Stapleton

Tips On Avoiding Having the Police Called on You in Stapleton

The Stapletonion gets several news tips a day regarding potential threats to the Stapleton community. Of course, we ignore all of these as we know none of them are actual threats. However, we are sensitive to the fact that some people can appear threatening to the everyday Stapletonian. The key thing to understand in not […]

Jeopardy “Stapleton Edition” Coming in July

The long time hit game show Jeopardy is coming to Stapleton in July and with the help of The Stapletonion will be trying out contestants for the show. The host will be Forrest City President Phil Dargossi, and he will be doing his best Alex Trebek. “I am very excited about this,” says Dargossi. “I […]

“Ponch and John” Maintain Order on Stapleton’s MLK

“Ponch and John” Maintain Order on Stapleton’s MLK

Recently, a portion of MLK Jr. Blvd. reduced the speed limit from 35 to 30 mph. To ensure a smooth transition, Denver PD deployed their two best motorcycle officers, Ryan “Ponch” Stagemeyer and Andy “John” Hamilton. The two received their nicknames from the popular TV show CHiPs. “People joke with us about it,” says John. […]

Stapletonion Bracket Challenge Winners!

Stapletonion Bracket Challenge Winners!

Congratulations to first prize winner Jim D, who won by the total score tiebreaker by one point over Rachel Marion! Thank you to the rest of our participants in our first bracket challenge, and we hope to make next year’s even bigger and better. A huge thanks to all of the tournament sponsors. Winners are […]