Issue 23

Forrest City Plans Purchase of Another Former “Landing Strip”

Forrest City Plans Purchase of Another Former “Landing Strip”

GOP contender Newt Gingrich has big plans for his future potential presidency. He would like to colonize the moon by 2020. This plan may seem unrealistic to some, mostly because we last landed there in 1972 and currently don’t have a space program. However, there are those that believe it is possible, and want to […]

Gang Violence Escalates Among Rival Stapleton Children

Gang Violence Escalates Among Rival Stapleton Children

In what should otherwise be an age of innocence and fun, some Stapleton children are being pressured to join rival neighborhood gangs or face the social consequences of playing alone, or worse, with only their toddler-aged siblings.  Details of the lifestyles of members of two rival Stapleton gangs have been divulged in this shocking exclusive […]

Gay-Orientated Neighborhood to be Marketed in Stapleton

Gay-Orientated Neighborhood to be Marketed in Stapleton

With home building scheduled to start this year on the last large undeveloped area in south Stapleton, Forest City is considering creating a neighborhood marketed specifically to gay and lesbian buyers. The Filing 16 neighborhood would be called “Gaypleton” drawing on a longstanding nickname used by homosexuals who reside in Stapleton, said Charlie DeAngelo of […]

Resident Makes Complete Stop at Stop Sign

Resident Makes Complete Stop at Stop Sign

On January 27th, Stapleton experienced a first: someone made a complete stop at a neighborhood stop sign. At approximately 11:32AM, a driver was driving south on Fulton St. towards 26th. The intersection is similar to several 4-way stops in Stapleton. As the driver approached the sign, he slowed his vehicle as everyone else does. However, […]

“Rookie” Parents Easily Spotted at Stapleton Parks

We have all seen them. The first time parents that are excited about every small milestone their children take. You can see them taking several photos of their child going down the slide, videotaping their time on a swing, and following them around at every step to make sure they do not get hurt. In […]