Issue 160

Grounded:  Constellation Design Engineers Come to Terms with Fact That Structure Doesn’t Need to Fly

Grounded: Constellation Design Engineers Come to Terms with Fact That Structure Doesn’t Need to Fly

Constellation Ice Cream has been under construction in the Eastbridge Town Center for quite some time. Engineers have struggled to finalize the project, and residents have been kept in the dark as to why the project hasn’t been completed. “What’s taking so long?” questioned Eastbridge resident Shane McCoy. “I’m not a business analyst, but getting […]

DPS to Add Door to Door House Calls to Make Sure No One Misses Announcements

DPS to Add Door to Door House Calls to Make Sure No One Misses Announcements

Denver Public schools recently announced they will continue to upgrade their communication strategy with their parents. “It is important for DPS to make sure we are making every effort in our communications with our parents,” said DPS Superintendent Tom Boasberg. “Now, instead of just getting an email, a Facebook announcement, a Twitter alert, a text, […]

Stapleton Teens Improving at Fortnite Faster than National Average

Stapleton Teens Improving at Fortnite Faster than National Average

In a study conducted by Johns Hopkins University, Stapleton kids have proven again they are ahead of the curve. Johns Hopkins took a sample of over ten million teenagers who play the popular waste of time, Fortnite, and tracked their improvement over an eight-month time period. “What we found is that most kids did got […]

Stapleton Man Doesn’t Have Energy to Discuss Home Furnishings with Wife

Stapleton Man Doesn’t Have Energy to Discuss Home Furnishings with Wife

After recently seeing a friend’s house, Sara Helman decided she wants to completely replace many of the furnishings in her home. “The look of our living room, which includes the couch, love seat, and ottoman, just needs to be updated,” said Helman. “I love what Lisa did with their place and I think we could […]

Stapleton Man Quietly Hoping Neighbor Continues to Shovel His Walk This Winter

Stapleton Man Quietly Hoping Neighbor Continues to Shovel His Walk This Winter

Keith Plakke does a respectable job at keeping a nice home. He mows his lawn, does some weeding, waters the flowers, and so on. But the winter is a different story. “I hate the cold,” says Plakke. “I don’t like to work in it, drive in it, or be outside when it’s cold at all.” […]

Stapleton Man Refusing to Host Gatherings Still Expects Others to Invite Him

Stapleton Man Refusing to Host Gatherings Still Expects Others to Invite Him

Scott Strassburg enjoys being social and getting together with neighbors and friends. He will meet them at restaurants, bars, parks, house parties, and basically anywhere. That is, except his own house. “It’s not that I don’t like people, I just don’t want them in my house,” said Strassburg. “A lot of times they want to […]

Vegas Night in Stapleton; What Happens in Stapleton, Stays in Stapleton

Vegas Night in Stapleton; What Happens in Stapleton, Stays in Stapleton

Progress Coworking and Stapleton All Sports are sponsoring an evening of gambling, drinking, and dancing, with a chance to win lots of great prizes, at the first ever Vegas Night in Stapleton hosted by The Hangar at Stanley Marketplace. The event is on Friday, November 2nd, from 6:30 to 10:30, but the party will continue on […]