Issue 150

Next Door Alert:  No One Gives a Sh#t About Your God Damn Cat

Next Door Alert: No One Gives a Sh#t About Your God Damn Cat

The popular social media site Next Door is often used by Northeast Denver residents. The site allows people to buy and sell items, post events, and even has a lost and found. The most common use is alerting others to suspicious behavior or crime in the neighborhood to help others become aware of important information. […]

Hot Mom Clique Locks Up Free Agent to Three Year Deal

Hot Mom Clique Locks Up Free Agent to Three Year Deal

Stapleton people are competitive with everything. Their homes, cars, vacations, parties, and of course, their kids. But, no area is more dog eat dog than the competitive world of hot mom cliques. The Stapleton hot mom league boasts 18 different cliques, each trying to out-hot the others. Teams vie for the title of hottest clique […]

Stapleton Mom Making Smooth Transition from Children’s Butler to Children’s Chauffeur

Stapleton Mom Making Smooth Transition from Children’s Butler to Children’s Chauffeur

Stapleton mom Christine Morningstar has worked for roughly 12 years as a butler for her two boys, ages 10 and 13. She has provided meals, cleaned rooms, done laundry and many other tasks to help the boys any way she could. Overall, it has been a very gratifying experience for her. “I’ve really enjoyed this […]

Stapleton Parents Comfortable With Child Not Being Best at Everything

Stapleton Parents Comfortable With Child Not Being Best at Everything

Stapleton parents Dana and Bryan Phillips have a five year old boy who is similar to most Stapleton five year olds. Max enjoys playing at the park, going to the pool, and spending time with his friends. When Max is with his Stapleton friends, you almost can’t tell the one area in which Max is […]

Denver Stapleton Throws Counter Punch at Aurora Stapleton

Denver Stapleton Throws Counter Punch at Aurora Stapleton

With the Shortcut to Stanley preparing to open soon, neighboring cities Denver and Aurora have had issues settling on the street name of the new road. “From our standpoint, it’s not an issue at all,” said City of Aurora engineer Kevin McCoy. “This is in Aurora, so we get to name the street. Denver can […]

Noise Wall Dead; Bullet-Proof Wall Now On Table

Noise Wall Dead; Bullet-Proof Wall Now On Table

The proposed noise wall for MLK Blvd. east of Ironton was defeated last week with almost three-quarters of residents voting against the concept. Residents were concerned with poor routes for pedestrians, blocked views, potential for graffiti, and just the overall tackiness of the project. “I don’t want a wall in my backyard,” said resident Nikki […]

Eastbridge Resident Possibly Professional Dog Walker of Own Dog

Eastbridge Resident Possibly Professional Dog Walker of Own Dog

It’s not unusual to see anyone in Stapleton walking with a dog. Stapleton has an abundance of dog owners and walkers. However, Eastbridge residents have noticed one man’s dog walking habits which are a little unusual. The unidentified man takes his smaller, mixed breed dog on a lot of walks. Lots and lots of walks. […]

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Stapleton Pools Drained After Complaints

Residents who frequent Stapleton’s variety of aquatic options have several things in common: they like to drink beer, they like to bring their kids, and they don’t like to get wet. To even the most casual observer, Stapletonians lounging around the pool are curiously dry and seem to have a cat-like aversion to water. This […]