Issue 149

Excited Resident Forgets to Put Car in Park at New Soopers

Excited Resident Forgets to Put Car in Park at New Soopers

The anticipation for the new Soopers has been overwhelming since its announcement. Residents have been clamoring for a grocery store that more fits their needs, even if the brand name is the same. When the new Soopers opened less than a month ago, Stapleton residents from all over flocked to the new store to check […]

Stapleton Dad Still Has No F#cking Idea How Much to Pay Sitter

Stapleton Dad Still Has No F#cking Idea How Much to Pay Sitter

North Central Park Resident Shane Hill and his wife occasionally get out of the house without their kids. Last Friday evening was one of those times when the two of them attended the Avett Brothers concert at Red Rocks. “We had a great time,” said Hill. “Great concert, and we went with some friends. Always […]

“Stanley Stop” Put in at Clinton and 26th

“Stanley Stop” Put in at Clinton and 26th

With the “Shortcut to Stanley” opening soon to help drivers get a more direct route to Stanley, pedestrians and cyclists are now getting a boost from the city with the addition of the “Stanley Stop.” The newly added stop sign on Clinton and 26th adds a much needed crossing area for people to get on […]