Issue 142

Cookie Wars: Scout Troops Fight Over Disputed Territory

Cookie Wars: Scout Troops Fight Over Disputed Territory

Girl Scout cookie sales officially started a couple weeks ago, and Scouts and their parents were out in full force pushing their delicious goodies on Stapleton residents. This is typically a happy time of the year, where adults get to see cute little ones sell cookies, and of course, eat the cookies as well. There […]

After Trying to ‘Get Together’ for Six Years, Stapleton Couples Finally ‘Get Together’

After Trying to ‘Get Together’ for Six Years, Stapleton Couples Finally ‘Get Together’

The Fredricks and Jackson couples have known each other for a long time, seeing each other at various gatherings such as school fundraisers, holiday parties, or just running into each other at the Berk. They always have a fun, easy-going conversations, and appear to have a lot in common. “We always thought they seemed so […]

Busy Resident Struggling to Understand How Neighbor Keeps House Clean

Busy Resident Struggling to Understand How Neighbor Keeps House Clean

Kristen Bauer is very similar to her neighbor Justine Winga. They both have two kids, are active stay at home moms who exercise and keep busy social calendars. They are both heavily involved in their children’s’ schools including the PTA and fundraisers. On top of it all, they are really good friends. But one thing […]

Getting Into Orange Theory Class Harder than Actual Workout

Getting Into Orange Theory Class Harder than Actual Workout

Orange Theory fitness continues to grow as they now have hundreds of studios operating in 46 states. Colorado alone has roughly 25 studios. Members rave about the results and about the challenge of the workouts. “I absolutely love everything about it,” said Member Stephanie Jepsen. “I really enjoy the workouts, and love how it tracks […]

Groundhog Hears Shadow; Train Horn to Blast for Six More Months

Groundhog Hears Shadow; Train Horn to Blast for Six More Months

In a recent Front Porch article, RTD acknowledged the A Line train horn would be blaring for at least another six months. They came to this conclusion after using the most sophisticated technology at their fingertips; the groundhog. “We have a groundhog, named Thomas,” explained RTD spokesperson Tina Jaquez. “Every six months or so we […]

Forest City Proves Bridges Can Be Placed Anywhere for Any Reason

Forest City Proves Bridges Can Be Placed Anywhere for Any Reason

Two weeks ago, Forest City set down a pedestrian bridge near Prairie Meadow Dr. and 51st Ave. The bridge, in sync with other bridges Forest City has placed, seems to serve no purpose at all. “What the hell is a bridge doing there?” asked Stapleton resident Chris Royal. “There is nothing there. What are they […]

My Struggles to Categorize 63 Million People

My Struggles to Categorize 63 Million People

Like many people, I have struggled for over a year to understand how anyone could support Donald Trump. Yet, 63 million people voted for him in the 2016 Presidential election. Donald Trump is our current President and problem, but the solution isn’t simply getting him out of office. It goes much deeper than that. We […]