Issue 138

Soopers Shifts Money Away from Eastbridge Store; Seriously Cites “Household Budget Issues”

Soopers Shifts Money Away from Eastbridge Store; Seriously Cites “Household Budget Issues”

For some weeks now, there has been speculation that the Eastbridge King Soopers opening would be delayed until June. The disappointing news has recently been confirmed by King Soopers. “We had things come up at some other stores unexpectedly,” said Soopers spokesperson Kaela Gordon. “So, we are simply shifting money away from the Eastbridge project […]

Stapleton Finally Gets Own Weather Designation from Local News Teams

Stapleton Finally Gets Own Weather Designation from Local News Teams

For over a decade, Stapleton has been considered a neighborhood in the City of Denver. Stapletonians take pride in living in the city and do not want to be considered a suburb. However, this has caused lots of confusion in regards to weather. “If you read the paper or watch the news, I of course […]

Tagland:  Understanding the Gang War for the Stapleton Territory

Tagland: Understanding the Gang War for the Stapleton Territory

In the last two years, there have been a handful of gang “tagging” incidences in Stapleton, but none more brash than the recent “tagging” of the old control tower, which of course is being renovated into a Punch Bowl Social. The ground war between rival gangs to control the Stapleton area, essentially anything East of […]

Stapleton Dad Threatens, “If I Trip Over One More Bike or Scooter, I’m Going to Kill Someone”

Stapleton Dad Threatens, “If I Trip Over One More Bike or Scooter, I’m Going to Kill Someone”

Stapleton dad Kyle Myerholz has three kids, seven, nine, and 11. Over the years, the kids have accumulated many bikes, scooters, balls, and toys which are never appropriately put away in the family’s garage. So every morning when Kyle goes out to get into his truck, he inevitably steps on something on his way to […]

Stapleton Family Certain New Nanny Will “Work Out Great”

Stapleton Family Certain New Nanny Will “Work Out Great”

The Harves family has a four year old son and a one year old daughter. Both parents, Steve and Angi, are working parents, so they have needed the help of a nanny since their son was born. “We originally had a nanny-share, which was great,” says Angi. “The timing with the other Stapleton family worked […]

Stapleton Child Eats Chicken Nuggets for 43rd Consecutive Day

Stapleton Child Eats Chicken Nuggets for 43rd Consecutive Day

Stapleton five year old Kyle Graham is a normal Stapleton child in almost every way. He enjoys playing with his friends, riding his bike, playing with his toys, and watching movies. Like most kids, he also eats a lot of chicken nuggets. A LOT of chicken nuggets. In fact, Kyle has eaten chicken nuggets for […]

Presidential Election:  That Seriously Just Happened?

Presidential Election: That Seriously Just Happened?

There are some things in life a bottle of whiskey just can’t fix. I realized that about 1:30 this morning while sitting on my porch, disgusted and distraught. Less than half of Americans (Hillary won the popular vote, plus third party voters) decided reality TV star and real estate mogul Donald Trump should be our […]