Issue 131

“HoodAdvisor” Allows Residents to Rate Friends’ Happy Hours, Gatherings, and Parties

“HoodAdvisor” Allows Residents to Rate Friends’ Happy Hours, Gatherings, and Parties

The newest Stapleton Facebook Page gives residents a chance to review their experiences at other people’s homes within Stapleton. “There are so many Stapleton-focused Facebook pages,” said page administrator Adam Briggs. “You can promote your business, buy and sell things, and keep track the latest Stapleton crime. Stapleton is such a social place, with lots […]

Nexit; North Stapleton Plans Withdraw from Rest of Stapleton

Nexit; North Stapleton Plans Withdraw from Rest of Stapleton

Amid reports of a large Stapleton expansion, and right on the heels of the Brexit, residents of the Northern Stapleton neighborhoods including Conservatory Green, Wicker Park, and Willow Park East have decided to exit the Stapleton community and build their own neighborhood and identity. The movement started through several area community Facebook pages, when residents […]

Demographic Report:  Yay!  We’re Rich AND White!

Demographic Report: Yay! We’re Rich AND White!

In a recent report revealed by the Front Porch, Stapleton residents were ecstatic to find out they are still the richest and whitest community in Northeast Denver. “It was like finding out you get to host the Olympics,” said resident Kate Hanlon. “I know, we kind of expected it, but at the same time, it’s […]

Crime Report:  Items Continue to Not Be Stolen from Family’s Locked Garage

Crime Report: Items Continue to Not Be Stolen from Family’s Locked Garage

A recent report uncovered that hundreds of items from one garage and possibly thousands of items from garages all over Stapleton continue to remain in the exact same place their owners left them prior to locking their garages. “I really can’t believe it,” said resident Ron Fitzpatrick. “With all the reports of crime, you would […]

Stapleton Man Ultimately Chooses Nice Lawn Over Spending Time with Kids

Stapleton Man Ultimately Chooses Nice Lawn Over Spending Time with Kids

Justin Sifers is like many Stapleton residents, working an office job with limited travel. He works hard to support his family and to make sure he provides his kids with the best opportunity they can afford. Sifers also has his own interests including golf, reading and spending times with friends. One of his biggest passions, […]

Stapleton Woman Held Hostage By Evil HOA

Stapleton Woman Held Hostage By Evil HOA

A Stapleton woman was recently released after being held hostage by her HOA for almost a month. She was finally released after agreeing to give in to the demands of the HOA and pay them $6,500. The Stapletonion was the first to speak to the woman after her terrifying ordeal ended just over three weeks […]