Issue 13

Stapleton Visionary Launches Tree-Trimming Business

Stapleton Visionary Launches Tree-Trimming Business

37 year-old Doug Schwab is an idea man. Throughout the years, his entrepreneurial spirit, wild creativity, and limitless imagination have produced countless ideas that turned into wildly popular products and services and made a lot of people very wealthy. Ever heard of a little thing called FaceBook? Unfortunately for Schwab, he first heard of it […]

Stapleton Considers Invading Park Hill

Stapleton Considers Invading Park Hill

Stapleton residents have had about enough of Park Hillians using our pools, parks and open space. Stapleton residents essentially do not like paying higher taxes for a nice neighborhood, just to have others come in and use facilities their hard earned tax dollars paid for. As a last resort a senior committee will consider invading […]

Stapleton Library Breaks Ground — on Wrong Side of Street

The new library that just broke ground in Stapleton, mistakenly broke ground on the wrong side of the street. The new library is supposed to be built on the west side of Roslyn and 29th, however they broke ground on the east side of the street instead. This mistake was attributed to the general contractor: […]

Study: Stapleton Wives Just as Irrational as Other Wives

Study: Stapleton Wives Just as Irrational as Other Wives

A recent study conducted by the University of Colorado Hospitals shows that married women in Stapleton are in fact as irrational as married women in the rest of the world. This controversial study flies in the face of Stapleton wives who believed they were a little more rational than other women, but it does confirm […]

Resident Launches StapletonNaps.com

Resident Launches StapletonNaps.com

People have been working hard to capitalize on as well as support the Stapleton community with different concepts, web sites, and ventures. In fact, a new site or business focused on Stapleton pops up almost weekly. A few will make it, but many will simply fade away. Resident Scott Marshall may just have one that […]

Stapleton Sets National Record for Shortest Amber Alert Ever

On August 18th, Sarah Dahlhauser realized she could not find her five year old girl, Shannon. She looked around the house and the yard for almost three minutes, before finally calling 911 to report the missing white child. Within four minutes, the FBI, local police, fire department responded to her house, and the amber alert […]

Neighborhood Husband and Stapleton MCA Play Blame Game

Neighborhood Husband and Stapleton MCA Play Blame Game

You may recall the above email ad that was sent a couple weeks ago to you by Stapleton MCA. It turns out that resident Jim Farrell was having a disagreement with his wife, Karissa and entered a photo of her into this contest. Jim thought that the photo would get a couple chuckles from the […]