Issue 128

Stapleton Named Denver’s “Drunkest” Neighborhood

Stapleton Named Denver’s “Drunkest” Neighborhood

A recent Denver University study confirmed what many Stapleton residents have known for years. Stapleton is unofficially Denver’s drunkest neighborhood. Dr. Mike Potter from Denver University said a similar methodology was used from that of Princeton Review’s Top Party Schools. Over 250,000 Denver residents completed surveys which included information regarding how often they drink, what […]

MCA to Residents:  “Stop Dumping Unsold Garage Sale Items in Creek”

MCA to Residents: “Stop Dumping Unsold Garage Sale Items in Creek”

The Stapleton garage sale was this last weekend, and the streets were crowded with residents and non-residents looking to pick up great items at a low price. The Stapleton garage sale mostly serves as an opportunity for residents to do some spring cleaning, getting rid of old kids toys, clothes, and unwanted furniture to make […]

Stapleton Family Lets Everyone Know, “We’ll Be at OUR Place in Vail This Weekend”

Stapleton Family Lets Everyone Know, “We’ll Be at OUR Place in Vail This Weekend”

The Wubbenas are fairly outgoing people, and when they are headed to the mountains, they become even more outgoing. “We love Mindy and Jake,” said friend and neighbor Teresa Hays. “But, it can be a little painful when they go to their place in the mountains because it is definitely a little braggy. Yes, we […]

Construction of Town Center Juvenile Detention Facility Coming Along Nicely

Construction of Town Center Juvenile Detention Facility Coming Along Nicely

The juvenile detention center being constructed in the 29th Ave. Town Center is currently ahead of schedule, according to the managers of the project. “We’ve made some great progress in the last couple of weeks,” said project manager Marc Weber. “We are ahead of schedule, and it appears we should be done about two months […]

Dog Waste Bag Dispenser Out of Goddamn Bags Again

Dog Waste Bag Dispenser Out of Goddamn Bags Again

Sam Poolman is a responsible dog owner who always brings extra dog bags with him in case of any surprises, and sometimes even picks up waste from dogs whose owners weren’t quite as responsible. Poolman lives in Eastrbridge and will often walk his dog Hawkeye around the F-15 Park during his trips. “I like to […]

Breaking News:  Stapleton Neighbors Resolve Dispute Privately and Civilly

Breaking News: Stapleton Neighbors Resolve Dispute Privately and Civilly

The Campbell family had recently become irritated with their neighbor’s, the Liens, late night weekend gatherings on their back patio. “It was frustrating because at first, we thought it was a onetime occurrence,” said neighbor Katy Campbell. “Then, it seemed like every weekend they were having friends over, and were up late listening to music […]