Issue 124

Nations Worst Nature Trail Unceremoniously Destroyed

Nations Worst Nature Trail Unceremoniously Destroyed

When Forest City opened up the Prairie Dog and Pigeon Preserve Nature Trail in late August of 2014, it did so with little fanfare. And now, less than two years later, the trail has been torn away, making way for an actual legitimate project. “We were definitely just screwing with people back then,” said Forest […]

Stapleton Families Refuse to Acknowledge Chik-fil-A as Fast Food

Stapleton Families Refuse to Acknowledge Chik-fil-A as Fast Food

Chik-fil-A has quickly become a hotspot for Stapleton families looking for a quick bite for their families. The undeniably categorically fast food restaurant seems to be a hit with kids and adults alike. “The kids of course love their chicken nuggets,” said Stapleton resident Megan Adkins. “And I enjoy their chicken sandwiches. I mean, they […]

Guns Stolen from Not Walmart

Guns Stolen from Not Walmart

Stapleton continues to have its crime issues, but the most recent story rocked the Denver community. Last Thursday, early in the morning, an alarm went off and items were taken from the store, including hunting rifles, a shotgun, and other items. The news would not be so shocking, except this time, it was NOT Walmart. […]

Stapleton Struggles to Keep Up with Low Income Housing Surge

Stapleton Struggles to Keep Up with Low Income Housing Surge

Most can agree that Forest City has historically not done enough to keep up with its original low income housing and diversity goals. The developer has continually added high income housing and even apartment complexes meant for those with higher incomes. “Forest City is well behind it’s originally stated socioeconomic diversity goals,” said SUN CAB […]

Republican Debates to be Shown on Green

Republican Debates to be Shown on Green

The Republican debates are as interesting and entertaining as political debates have ever been. Donald Drumpf has made an unbelievable run to become his party’s front runner, and fans and detractors alike can’t take their eyes off this train wreck. “I know he is in no way qualified to be Commander in Chief,” said Stapleton […]

Uber to Test Market “Lil’ Uber” in Stapleton

Uber to Test Market “Lil’ Uber” in Stapleton

Stapleton parents are extremely busy. In fact, we can assume no other neighborhood in the country has busier people than Stapleton. “There is always something going on,” said Stapleton mom Jodi Young. “I mean, soccer practice, dance class, my yoga, school events, and errands. It never ends. Sometimes, I feel like I live in my […]

2016 Stapletonion Bracket Challenge!

2016 Stapletonion Bracket Challenge!

March Madness is here, and the NCAA Basketball Tournament begins March 17th! The Stapletonion is hosting its fifth annual Bracket Challenge with lots of great prizes from local businesses. The brackets won’t be out until March 13th, but you can get a head start by joining today so our group is ready for the madness! […]