Issue 120

Westword Article Completely Misses Mark on Stapleton

Westword Article Completely Misses Mark on Stapleton

A recent article in Westowrd discusses the “Seven Things that Make Stapleton Residents Really, Really Mad.” The article, written by a disgruntled former Stapleton resident, aims to identify things that anger Stapletonians. Overall, the effort should be considered haphazard at best, only identifying low hanging fruit, which quite frankly, is our job at The Stapletonion. […]

Park Hill Militia Occupies Smiley Building

Park Hill Militia Occupies Smiley Building

Following a recent meeting about the expansion plans of McAuliffe Middle School on the Smiley campus, members of the loosely organized Park Hill Militia (PHM) began an occupation of the Smiley building in order to “reclaim our school,” according to PHM spokesperson Ammon Harney. PHM had planted several followers at the meeting who were able […]

Stapleton Kids Off-Schedule from Holiday Break Attending Night School

Stapleton Kids Off-Schedule from Holiday Break Attending Night School

The long Holiday break is great for families to get a chance to spend time together, travel, and to see family and friends. During breaks, parents are also much more lenient when it comes to keeping kids on a schedule, in particular when it comes to bed times. “We always let the kids stay up […]

Stapleton to Ditch High School and Phase in Elementary School

Stapleton to Ditch High School and Phase in Elementary School

The Northfield High experiment appears to be over, as DPS officials have decided to phase a sixth Stapleton elementary school into the current facility, and phase out the high school over the next two years. “We gave it a shot didn’t we,” said DPS Superintendent Tom Boasberg. “After careful consideration, we decided to go back […]

Stapleton Dad’s REM Sleep Interrupted by Kids for 124th Night in a Row

Stapleton Dad’s REM Sleep Interrupted by Kids for 124th Night in a Row

Stapleton dad Adam Retzlaff has two children, a five year old girl and a three year old boy. The family is no different than any other family with two young kids. There is a long process to get them both to bed, and even after that, they know things are just beginning. “I have to […]

Residents Want Eastbridge Soopers to be Totally Different; Except for the Fried Chicken

Residents Want Eastbridge Soopers to be Totally Different; Except for the Fried Chicken

Stapleton residents have been clamoring for a different grocery store for years, and are finally getting one. Sort of. Residents were originally angered by Soopers signing the contract to become the grocer in Eastbridge, but eventually calmed down after they found out about some of the business that are soon to follow. “I was really […]

83% of Stapleton Moms Now Selling Rodan + Fields

83% of Stapleton Moms Now Selling Rodan + Fields

The popular skin care product line Rodan and Fields has been around for almost 15 years, and has thousands of independent consultants all over the country. The products promise to help clients to help slow aging, hide unsightly skin discolorations, and help women with make-up prep. Overall, the products get fairly positive reviews from clients. […]