Issue 102

2015 Stapletonion Bracket Challenge Winners!

2015 Stapletonion Bracket Challenge Winners!

Thank you all for participating in the 2015 Stapletonion Bracket Challenge!  It’s all over! Now, we need your prize choices.  First place, Bryan D., makes first selection of the prizes below, then second place Maria F., then third place Karla R., and so on.  Please contact us ASAP if you are in the top 15 […]

Stapleton’s “Busiest Spring” Pissing Contest Officially Begins

Stapleton’s “Busiest Spring” Pissing Contest Officially Begins

Spring has sprung, and as Stapleton parents will tell you, it’s going to be a busy one. There is baseball, soccer, LAX, dance, among several other activities. Plus, for parents, it’s time for Rockies’ games, golf, and impromptu happy hours. It can all make for a busy spring season for parents. However, no matter how […]

Report:  Daytona Race Track only Two Feet Wider than Stapleton Streets

Report: Daytona Race Track only Two Feet Wider than Stapleton Streets

A recent article discusses some of the flaws to Stapleton’s new urbanism effort, which mostly focuses on street design. What was intended to be a walking community has essentially been overrun with speeding cars. “The design has done nothing to encourage biking or walking,” says new urbanism planner Doug Cox. “When you make wide roads […]

Schools Practice Unusual Methods to Increase Test Scores

Schools Practice Unusual Methods to Increase Test Scores

In March, area schools administered the CMAS (Colorado Measures of Academic Success) tests. The testing can be stressful for teachers, administrators, and even parents. But in the end, the pressure is all on those who take the tests, the students. “My heart goes out to them,” says Westerly Creek Principal Nancy Ortner. “It’s a lot […]

Iranian Treaty Causes Soopers, Forest City to Fold on Eastbridge Town Center Gas Station

Iranian Treaty Causes Soopers, Forest City to Fold on Eastbridge Town Center Gas Station

Although in its early stages, there has been much talk and debate over whether a nuclear agreement with Iran is a good thing or a bad thing, and if we should be working with them at all. It will take years before we will understand if any agreement ends up being positive or negative for […]

Stapleton Blogger:  “We are the top 0.9%”

Stapleton Blogger: “We are the top 0.9%”

Stapleton resident Vince O’Hara launched a new blog this week called 80238: Stapleton – We are the top 0.9%” “Yep, I know about the ‘We are the top 1%.. What I was looking to do was to highlight that we are not only in the top 1% for all that cool stuff like income and […]

Actuarial Scientists Find Stapleton’s Facebook Missing Link

Actuarial Scientists Find Stapleton’s Facebook Missing Link

After eight months of intensive research using flowcharts and complex computer programs, researchers have found the Stapleton Facebook Missing Link which would officially connect all of Stapleton Facebook users. “We were trying to see if you could easily connect to every Stapleton person using ‘mutual friends,’” says lead scientist Kyle Carnewal. “We would get close, […]