Issue 101

2015 Stapletonion Bracket Challenge Winners!

2015 Stapletonion Bracket Challenge Winners!

Thank you all for participating in the 2015 Stapletonion Bracket Challenge!  It’s all over! Now, we need your prize choices.  First place, Bryan D., makes first selection of the prizes below, then second place Maria F., then third place Karla R., and so on.  Please contact us ASAP if you are in the top 15 […]

Punch (Bowl) Me, I’m Dreaming; Hip Pub and Eatery to Renovate Tower

Punch (Bowl) Me, I’m Dreaming; Hip Pub and Eatery to Renovate Tower

In what will probably become the “holy shit, is that for real?” moment of 2015 for Stapletonians, Punch Bowl Social has agreed to repurpose the Stapleton Control Tower space into one of its food, drink, and entertainment venues. “We are very excited about integrating ourselves into the Stapleton community,” said Punch Bowl Social CEO Robert […]

Local Swingers File Trademark Lawsuit Against Stapleton Swap Facebook Page

Local Swingers File Trademark Lawsuit Against Stapleton Swap Facebook Page

Stapleton swingers are typically a quiet, underground group, but recently have become vocal. “When we first saw the Stapleton Swap Facebook Page we kind of laughed about it,” says swinger Luke Wiley. “But once we saw they had about 2000 members, we thought enough was enough. This is who we are, and someone is taking […]

Stapleton Men Organize “March Vasectomy Madness”

Stapleton Men Organize “March Vasectomy Madness”

A group of Stapleton men decided enough was enough when it came to producing offspring, so decided it was time to “get snipped” so to speak. “Most of us knew we were done for a while, but decided to make it official,” says Stapleton resident and father of three Keith Ott. “I was talking to […]

School Choice Announcements Blow Up Internet

School Choice Announcements Blow Up Internet

Within the last week, most Stapleton residents who had a first-time kindergartner found out what school their kindergartner had gotten into. For some, it was the news they had hoped for and expected. For others, it was a nightmare. “We did not get into our first choice,” says parent Krista Mitchell. “We applied for Swigert […]

King Soopers to Extend Automatic Cart Lock Perimeter

King Soopers to Extend Automatic Cart Lock Perimeter

Over the past decade, King Soopers has taken a lot of heat from the Stapleton consumers. There have been the basic complaints over organic food choices, cramped aisle space, long confusing lines at the pump, and most recently, a mouse running around inside the deli case. What has somehow gone under the radar, however, is […]

Stapleton Residents Getting Older, Uglier

Stapleton Residents Getting Older, Uglier

Stapleton is now about 60% built out and has been around for over a decade now. Since the birth of the neighborhood, the community has been quickly adding elementary schools, junior highs, and now a high school. That alone should tell you how quickly folks in “the bubble” are aging. “When the community started, it […]