Stanley’s New “No Dinosaur” Policy Frustrating to Local Residents

Stanley’s New “No Dinosaur” Policy Frustrating to Local Residents

Recently, Stanley Marketplace implemented a new policy where pets will no longer be allowed inside the building. The policy excludes service animals, but included and was not limited to dogs, cats, and even harmless dinosaurs. “We knew this would cause some backlash,” said Stanley spokesperson Kyle Strassburg. “Many of our patrons enjoyed bringing their friends, […]

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Traffic Reminder:  Intersection at 25th & Dayton NOT a 4-Way Stop

Traffic Reminder: Intersection at 25th & Dayton NOT a 4-Way Stop

The “Shortcut to Stanley” has become busier and busier since it opened just over a year ago. The only traffic on the road back then was headed straight to Stanley Marketplace or maybe to Amina Auto to fix a vehicle. Nowadays Stanley is attracting business from every direction, and people from Aurora are using Dayton as […]

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Stapleton Parents Forced to Rent Space to Hide Kids’ Presents

Stapleton Parents Forced to Rent Space to Hide Kids’ Presents

Stapleton parents Stew and Carol Hogan promise to not go overboard every year. However, every Holiday Season, they find themselves in the same predicament with lots of presents and no place to put them. “We used to be able to hide them different places in the loft and the basement,” said Stew. “But, the kids […]

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Grounded:  Constellation Design Engineers Come to Terms with Fact That Structure Doesn’t Need to Fly

Grounded: Constellation Design Engineers Come to Terms with Fact That Structure Doesn’t Need to Fly

Constellation Ice Cream has been under construction in the Eastbridge Town Center for quite some time. Engineers have struggled to finalize the project, and residents have been kept in the dark as to why the project hasn’t been completed. “What’s taking so long?” questioned Eastbridge resident Shane McCoy. “I’m not a business analyst, but getting […]

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DPS to Add Door to Door House Calls to Make Sure No One Misses Announcements

DPS to Add Door to Door House Calls to Make Sure No One Misses Announcements

Denver Public schools recently announced they will continue to upgrade their communication strategy with their parents. “It is important for DPS to make sure we are making every effort in our communications with our parents,” said DPS Superintendent Tom Boasberg. “Now, instead of just getting an email, a Facebook announcement, a Twitter alert, a text, […]

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Stapleton Teens Improving at Fortnite Faster than National Average

Stapleton Teens Improving at Fortnite Faster than National Average

In a study conducted by Johns Hopkins University, Stapleton kids have proven again they are ahead of the curve. Johns Hopkins took a sample of over ten million teenagers who play the popular waste of time, Fortnite, and tracked their improvement over an eight-month time period. “What we found is that most kids did got […]

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Stapleton Man Doesn’t Have Energy to Discuss Home Furnishings with Wife

Stapleton Man Doesn’t Have Energy to Discuss Home Furnishings with Wife

After recently seeing a friend’s house, Sara Helman decided she wants to completely replace many of the furnishings in her home. “The look of our living room, which includes the couch, love seat, and ottoman, just needs to be updated,” said Helman. “I love what Lisa did with their place and I think we could […]

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Stapleton Man Quietly Hoping Neighbor Continues to Shovel His Walk This Winter

Stapleton Man Quietly Hoping Neighbor Continues to Shovel His Walk This Winter

Keith Plakke does a respectable job at keeping a nice home. He mows his lawn, does some weeding, waters the flowers, and so on. But the winter is a different story. “I hate the cold,” says Plakke. “I don’t like to work in it, drive in it, or be outside when it’s cold at all.” […]

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Stapleton Man Refusing to Host Gatherings Still Expects Others to Invite Him

Stapleton Man Refusing to Host Gatherings Still Expects Others to Invite Him

Scott Strassburg enjoys being social and getting together with neighbors and friends. He will meet them at restaurants, bars, parks, house parties, and basically anywhere. That is, except his own house. “It’s not that I don’t like people, I just don’t want them in my house,” said Strassburg. “A lot of times they want to […]

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