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Record One-Third of Shit Gets Done While Wife Out of Town

Stapleton woman Sarah Burns left town for a three-day work trip two weeks ago. Like many successful, working Stapleton women, Sarah occasionally has to travel. “It’s not too bad,” said Burns. “Usually, it’s just one to two days, but every once in a while, I have to be gone for three to four days. I […]

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Stanley’s New “No Dinosaur” Policy Frustrating to Local Residents

Stanley’s New “No Dinosaur” Policy Frustrating to Local Residents

Recently, Stanley Marketplace implemented a new policy where pets will no longer be allowed inside the building. The policy excludes service animals, but included and was not limited to dogs, cats, and even harmless dinosaurs. “We knew this would cause some backlash,” said Stanley spokesperson Kyle Strassburg. “Many of our patrons enjoyed bringing their friends, […]

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Traffic Reminder:  Intersection at 25th & Dayton NOT a 4-Way Stop

Traffic Reminder: Intersection at 25th & Dayton NOT a 4-Way Stop

The “Shortcut to Stanley” has become busier and busier since it opened just over a year ago. The only traffic on the road back then was headed straight to Stanley Marketplace or maybe to Amina Auto to fix a vehicle. Nowadays Stanley is attracting business from every direction, and people from Aurora are using Dayton as […]

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Stapleton Parents Forced to Rent Space to Hide Kids’ Presents

Stapleton Parents Forced to Rent Space to Hide Kids’ Presents

Stapleton parents Stew and Carol Hogan promise to not go overboard every year. However, every Holiday Season, they find themselves in the same predicament with lots of presents and no place to put them. “We used to be able to hide them different places in the loft and the basement,” said Stew. “But, the kids […]

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Grounded:  Constellation Design Engineers Come to Terms with Fact That Structure Doesn’t Need to Fly

Grounded: Constellation Design Engineers Come to Terms with Fact That Structure Doesn’t Need to Fly

Constellation Ice Cream has been under construction in the Eastbridge Town Center for quite some time. Engineers have struggled to finalize the project, and residents have been kept in the dark as to why the project hasn’t been completed. “What’s taking so long?” questioned Eastbridge resident Shane McCoy. “I’m not a business analyst, but getting […]

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