October 2016

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Even Dead Now Robbing Stapletonians

Even Dead Now Robbing Stapletonians

Theft is nothing new to Stapleton, and neither is the diversity of the people accused of committing those crimes. Whites, blacks, and Hispanics have at one time all been involved in some sort of caper in the Stapleton neighborhood. More recently, the dead have even gotten into the act. “We came home in the middle […]

New Signage Attempts to Push Crime Where it Belongs: Aurora

New Signage Attempts to Push Crime Where it Belongs: Aurora

With the encouragement of the Stapleton Principal HOA, the City of Denver has adjusted an Eastbridge sign to make it clearer where criminals and Aurorans should be headed. “We have had too many gun shots and gun incidences in recent weeks to not make some sort of change,” said Stapleton Principal HOA President Paul Harris. […]

Aurora Resident Driving Through Stapleton Keeps Music at Reasonable Volume

Aurora Resident Driving Through Stapleton Keeps Music at Reasonable Volume

Recently, a surprising event occurred on the Eastridge through-street Fulton. A driver on their way home to Aurora not only obeyed the stop signs and drove the speed limit, the driver also had their music on at a reasonable volume. According to eyewitness Eric Barnette, the 1990 something sedan drove on Fulton St obeying the […]

Stapleton Mom Starts “Wine” Jar to Reduce Children’s’ Whining

Stapleton Mom Starts “Wine” Jar to Reduce Children’s’ Whining

Stapleton mom Kristi Harves had enough. Her kids live a life most all kids outside of Stapleton would do anything for. They have two loving and attentive parents who dote on them. They have friends in the neighborhood, are involved in extracurricular activities, go on great vacations, have nice clothes and toys, and on and […]

The Constellation Ice Cream Shop to be Cornerstone of Town Center

The Constellation Ice Cream Shop to be Cornerstone of Town Center

As expected, the ice cream shop being built in the town center, The Constellation, will be the flagship of the Eastbridge Town Center. The store will come complete with a massive artistic architectural project including a replica wing of the Lockheed Constellation airplane. “It is really going to be a great building,” said designer Dave […]

Feeling Horny?  Train Noise Gonna Be Here Awhile

Feeling Horny? Train Noise Gonna Be Here Awhile

The RTD General Manager held a press conference this week announcing the train horn will be blowing possibly until the Eastbridge Town Center is completed. “It has to do with a bunch of safety blah, blah,” said RTD GM Dave Genova. “It’s super complicated, involves federal regulations, the Federal Railway Administration, engineering, and a bunch […]

Editor’s Halloween Warning:  No Clowning Around

Editor’s Halloween Warning: No Clowning Around

Recently, an odd craze of people dressing up as scary clowns has been sweeping the nation. And when I say sweeping, I mean it’s happening in very small numbers and in random occurrences. But, since coulrophobia (fear of clowns) is real (my sister has it), it seems to be getting much more attention than it […]