January 2015

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Forest City, Blackwater Strike Security Deal

Forest City, Blackwater Strike Security Deal

On the heels of a recent armed robbery, Forest City and Blackwater Security have inked a deal to make Stapleton much safer. “Immediately below making money for our stockholders, is the safety of our residents here in Stapleton,” says Forest City President Phil Dargossi. “As residents know, things are getting out of hand. We need […]

Compare & Contrast; Forest City Neighborhood Visions Versus Reality

Compare & Contrast; Forest City Neighborhood Visions Versus Reality

Forest City has recently been promoting the newest and ninth Stapleton neighborhood, Willow Park East. Just north of the Conservatory Green neighborhood, Willow Park East will have 700 homes. The new neighborhood is described as having “a modern aesthetic and an organic vibe” and “a neighborhood that weaves nature on a grand scale into a […]

Northfield High School to Have Smartest, Least Athletic Sports Teams

Northfield High School to Have Smartest, Least Athletic Sports Teams

Northfield High School continues to prepare for its inaugural year next fall. Teachers and administrators are being hired, and of course, construction on the building continues to take place. School officials are also working hard to make sure there are clubs and activities for the freshman class. One of the biggest challenges for a new […]

Hackers’ Collective Uncovered at High Tech

Hackers’ Collective Uncovered at High Tech

Working with the FBI, the Denver Public Schools’ (DPS) Police Department has uncovered a hackers’ collective operating out of High Tech Elementary School in Conservatory Green. Led by a set of three second-graders, and also including students from first grade and kindergarten, the ring of hackers made use of equipment and technology resources at the […]

“The Grove at Stapleton” to be Completed Just in Time for Mid-Life Divorcees

“The Grove at Stapleton” to be Completed Just in Time for Mid-Life Divorcees

The Grove at Stapleton touts “like the olive groves of ancient Greece, The Grove at Stapleton is a place where friends, old and new, share stories of past adventures and plan exciting new ones.” Essentially, the Grove plans to be a great place for those in their mid-50’s to score some tail. Like any other […]

Denver Police Report Increase in Passive Aggressive Behavior After State of the Union

Denver Police Report Increase in Passive Aggressive Behavior After State of the Union

Denver Police fielded a record number of 9-1-1 and 3-1-1 calls from miffed Stapletonians complaining their spouses were being passive aggressive after viewing President Obama’s State of the Union Speech. Chief McClelland said his district was just recovering from the massive amount of paperwork generated by the spike in domestic violence as a result of […]

Business Spotlight:  Snow Shovel Your Way to a New You

Business Spotlight: Snow Shovel Your Way to a New You

Local fitness entrepreneur Jim Barrett has been a member of several fitness clubs and groups and has even started a few. “I have done almost every fitness craze out there,” says Barrett. “From Bowflex to Zumba. There are lots of great ways to keep in shape. I am always just trying to stay on the […]