October 2012

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“Get out the Vote” Volunteers at Stapleton Soopers Suspected of Profiling “Highly Educated, Private Schooled-Looking” People as Democrats

“Get out the Vote” Volunteers at Stapleton Soopers Suspected of Profiling “Highly Educated, Private Schooled-Looking” People as Democrats

There has long been the presumption that the educated elite in this country typically vote democrat. Some statistics do back this up, showing that over 60% of those with graduate degrees tend to vote Democrat. But does knowing this information make it right for ‘get out the vote’ volunteers, who may prefer a candidate, to […]

Non-Fat, Sugar Free Candy Threat Used to Deter Outside Trick-or-Treaters

Non-Fat, Sugar Free Candy Threat Used to Deter Outside Trick-or-Treaters

All over the Stapleton Moms Yahoo! group, there has been talk of ditching the old standby chocolate treats on Halloween in favor of some new candy that is non-fat and sugar free, and undoubtedly, tasteless. It is unclear whether or not this movement is in an effort to keep our kids here in Stapleton healthy, […]

DSST Debate Champ Crushes President in Mock Debate

DSST Debate Champ Crushes President in Mock Debate

What was intended to be an easy sparring debate for the President, went terribly wrong when he was trounced for the second straight time by 17 year old DSST debate champ Greg Halsor. The President’s staff was looking for an easy but able opponent that would give the President a victory and some of his […]

Paleo Diets Affecting Local Businesses

Paleo Diets Affecting Local Businesses

The trendy paleo diet has been around for a while now, and the individuals that are on it have seen great results. The diet can seem complex, but the crux of it is that you eat like a caveman (or woman). This means that you can eat any wild berries (not poisonous) or fruits, wild […]

Driver Busy Reading “Drive Like Your Kids Live Here” Sign Almost Strikes Child

Driver Busy Reading “Drive Like Your Kids Live Here” Sign Almost Strikes Child

Stapleton resident Chad May has a squeaky clean driving record and prides himself on his cautious driving. That’s why he was so ashamed and regretful about almost running into a child crossing the street on Xanthia St. yesterday. The boy’s parents, Randy and Joanne, were horrified by the near miss and emphatic about what they perceive […]

Stapleton Residents Ditch iPhones After Seeing Maps Label Stapleton as “Aurora”

Stapleton Residents Ditch iPhones After Seeing Maps Label Stapleton as “Aurora”

With all the buzz surrounding the new iPhones, it is hard to find a negative review, unless it is from die hard Apple haters. The iPhone 5 added more bells and whistles and continues to be the clear leader in smart phone technology. Stapleton residents are often early adopters, and many residents raced out to […]

Halloween Photo Contest

Halloween Photo Contest

Send in Halloween pictures of your child, you, or your family to The Stapletonion, and if we publish your submissions in our November 14th issue, you will receive a free Stapletonion tee shirt(s). The photos must be of you or your family, can be anywhere, but we will not accept any photos of pets being dressed […]

Final Push for Hispanic Voters:  Romney Dines at Stapleton Chipotle

Final Push for Hispanic Voters: Romney Dines at Stapleton Chipotle

In his final effort to make things right with the Hispanic community, Romney reached out to them in the only way he knows how: eating at the Stapleton Chipotle. “I want the great Hispanic people of the great state of Colorado and this great nation to know we are very similar,” said Republican presidential candidate […]

Forrest City to Place Giant Sculpture in Eastbridge Town Center

Forrest City to Place Giant Sculpture in Eastbridge Town Center

Forrest City has continued to move forward slowly and cautiously when it comes to the Eastbridge town center. The project was supposed to be completed years ago, but Forrest City recommitted itself to “getting it right.” They eventually put in a much-needed automated car wash, and recently a dentistry moved into the space adjacent to […]