August 2012

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Fit Stapleton Residents Dreading End of Summer

Fit Stapleton Residents Dreading End of Summer

With Fall quickly approaching and the pools preparing to close, moans of sadness are being heard all across Stapleton. No, not just the general sadness of cooler weather, but the deep sadness only an in-shape person feels when they realize they will no longer be able to show off their body at the pool or […]

Stapleton’s Top Party Schools

Stapleton’s Top Party Schools

In honor of the recently released Top 20 Party Schools by the Princeton Review, The Stapletonion is ranking the Top Party Schools in Stapleton. #1 Westerly Creek Elementary: Parents here know how to party, as shown by their tremendous giving party last year. The kids are young, so the parents are still young and haven’t […]

Bluff Lake Golf Tournament Raises $750 to Improve Fitzsimons Golf Course

Bluff Lake Golf Tournament Raises $750 to Improve Fitzsimons Golf Course

The Bluff Lake Golf Tournament whose proceeds originally were to go to Bluff Lake’s environmental education and outreach efforts took a surprising turn. Bluff Lake spokesperson Joel Johnson made the announcement at the post-tournament awards lunch at Bluff Lake. “After golfing this, well, horrible, horrible golf course, we have decided that it is in the […]

Wife Refuses to Let Husband Hang University of Phoenix Flag

Wife Refuses to Let Husband Hang University of Phoenix Flag

You’ve probably seen them hanging from porches on crisp, fall Saturday mornings: flags adorned with the logos of various colleges, hung by proud alumni on college football gameday.  This simple gesture of school pride has become the source of serious disagreement in the Beatty household.  Husband Bob just wants to hang the flag of his […]

Report:  Central Park Blvd. Largely Responsible for 0.4% Retail Growth at Northfield

Report: Central Park Blvd. Largely Responsible for 0.4% Retail Growth at Northfield

The Northfield shopping mall has had its struggles over the years, but making Central Park Blvd. a through street was going to give Stapleton residents easier access to the coveted shopping ground. The Northfield shopping district knew that this would boost sales but not this much so quickly.

Stapleton Library Announces Bathroom Door Fundraising Plan

Stapleton Library Announces Bathroom Door Fundraising Plan

Choosing to expand upon its outreach to the community, the Stapleton Library has launched an innovative new fundraising campaign.  Similar to the “Family Area” campaign mentioned in a recent newspaper article, the new Bathroom Door campaign will allow families to participate in being a part of the library.

MCA Plans to Designate Smoking Area for Future Movies on the Green

MCA Plans to Designate Smoking Area for Future Movies on the Green

Complaints have been piling up in regards to the smokers at the movies on the green. The event is strongly marketed to families and children, and a lot of people even bring infants. Most of the smokers are not Stapleton residents and are more than likely Aurorans. “The issue is not that Aurorans are inconsiderate,” […]